Vogon Poetry Generator


Complete and submit this form,
or we'll toss you out the airlock into the vacuum of space:
(scroll down after submission to read your lovely poem)
a word that describes your mum
(be honest, now):

an unsuitable color for a t-shirt
(that hideous thing you're wearing should suffice)

something that smells (singular):

a friend's name:

a word that describes how you
feel when you get up in the morning

something small and green:

a completely made-up word:

word that sounds rude, but isn't:

something in your fridge:

an ugly animal: